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Had a great time at the concert..

These were the downfalls…

1. I stood in pouring down rain for VIP tickets..
2. I didn’t even get to meet the boys!
3. My clothes, sign, everything was ruined
4. I was surrounded by 12 year olds bitching about Perrie because she’s marrying Zayn
5. The concert felt like it last 5 minutes, by far the most RUSHED concert I’ve ever been to.

For people that didn’t go, trust me you didn’t miss out on anything. Not to sound ungrateful but this was a waste of money.. Kind of disappointed in One Direction.. Honestly, I’m over it all.

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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At the grocery store

Woman:  *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman:  Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman:  You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me:  *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman:  You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman:  Because even she know you a piece of shit.

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

ok but like ask me things
 1. Last kiss   2. Last phone call   3. Last text message   4. Last song you listened to   5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:     6. Dated someone twice   7. Been cheated on   8. Self harmed   9. Lost someone special   10. Been depressed   11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:     12. had sex   13. How many people have you had sex with this year?   15. Made a new friend   17. Laughed until you cried   18. Met someone who changed you   19. Found out who your true friends were   20. Found out someone was talking about you   26. What did you do for your last Birthday   27. What time did you wake up today   29. Name something you CANNOT wait for   30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time   31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life   32. What are you listening to right now   33. When is the last time you had sex?   34. Who's getting on your nerves right now   35. Most visited webpage   36. Favorite colour   37. Nicknames   38. Relationship Status   39. Zodiac sign   40. Male or female   41. Primary school   42. Secondary School   43. High school/college   44. Eye color   46. Height   47. Do you have a crush on someone   48. What do you like about yourself   49. Piercings   50. Tattoos   51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:     53. First piercing   54. First best friend   55. First hookup   56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:     59. Eating   60. Drinking   61. I'm about to   62. Listening to   63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:     64. Want kids?   65. Get married?   66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:     67. Lips or eyes   68. Hugs or kisses   69. Shorter or taller   70. Older or Younger   71. Romantic or spontaneous   72. Nice stomach or nice arms   73. Sensitive or loud   74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:     76. Kissed a stranger   77. Drank hard liquor   78. Lost glasses/contacts   79. Had sex   80. Broken someone's heart   82. Been arrested   83. Turned someone down   84. Cried when someone died   85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:     86. Yourself   87. Miracles   88. Love at first sight   89. Heaven   90. Santa Clause   91. Kiss on the first date   92. Angels   93. How would you label yourself?   94. Someone You Pray Everyday For   95. Did you sing today   96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About   97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?   98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For   99. Are you afraid of falling in love?   100. Do you like the way you look?   Actually ask me something. Anon or not.